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This is a picture of my cousin Bryan taken several years ago…he was only four or five years old at the time. We were at Brookfield Zoo, and Bryan fell in love with an adorable baby cow in the petting zoo area. He crouched down by the cow and fully embraced it, giving it a gentle hug. There were a bunch of people standing around, and everyone exclaimed, “AWWW! How cute!” I snapped this picture of Bryan hugging the cow. Seconds after the flash went up, I glanced up and saw Bryan completely WAILING on the poor cow! He was delivering punches to the cow’s midsection, and the cow was mooing like crazy. I ran over and grabbed Bryan, pulling him away from the cow. “What is WRONG with you?! What are you doing?!” He was never really able to explain himself. The cow wasn’t hurt (it just seemed very confused), and everyone at the zoo was laughing like crazy. Even I had to admit that it was pretty funny. I can’t wait until Bryan gets a little older so I can amuse his girlfriends with this tragic cow tale!