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This poor dad needs a change of clothes.  The sad thing is, this could really happen to any one of us.  Can’t the darn kid just hold it 

Haylie Elizabeth Black, daughter of Aaron and Shelley Black, loves her milk! She seems to always find time to give a quick smile or to just show off for the camera! Haylie is now 8.5 months old (born March 9, 2006) and already weighs almost 19 pounds.

This is a picture of my cousin Bryan taken several years ago…he was only four or five years old at the time. We were at Brookfield Zoo, and Bryan fell in love with an adorable baby cow in the petting zoo area. He crouched down by the cow and fully embraced it, giving it a gentle hug. There were a bunch of people standing around, and everyone exclaimed, “AWWW! How cute!” I snapped this picture of Bryan hugging the cow. Seconds after the flash went up, I glanced up and saw Bryan completely WAILING on the poor cow! He was delivering punches to the cow’s midsection, and the cow was mooing like crazy. I ran over and grabbed Bryan, pulling him away from the cow. “What is WRONG with you?! What are you doing?!” He was never really able to explain himself. The cow wasn’t hurt (it just seemed very confused), and everyone at the zoo was laughing like crazy. Even I had to admit that it was pretty funny. I can’t wait until Bryan gets a little older so I can amuse his girlfriends with this tragic cow tale!

Here is a funny picture of my nephews from a while back. Crazy kids always being goofy.

What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
You look a little flushed.

Why do birds fly south?
Because it is too far to walk!

What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge?
Close the door, I’m dressing!

Why was the ketchup last in the race?
It couldn’t ketch-up!

I think it’s hilarious when kids act like they are bigger or cooler than they are. Check out my son Drew with the hat and sunglasses. Can you believe he’s not even 3 in these pictures.

He’s even wearing daddy’s sandles in this one. At least he has good taste in baseball teams!